She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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