If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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