I want to stick my p in your. b.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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