There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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