Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
