Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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