she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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