THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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