and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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