How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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