super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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