Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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