I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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