After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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