Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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