Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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