she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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