I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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