Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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