office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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