is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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