Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
