She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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