so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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