I'm jealous of your bromance
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
