Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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