Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
