every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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