If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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