Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
be right there i have to get my cape
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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