He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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