i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
where are my eyebrows?
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