hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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