She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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