you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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