My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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