I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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