Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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