i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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