How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
