I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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