I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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