do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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