it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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