didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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