I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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