Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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