He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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