I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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