If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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