gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
