Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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