Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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